10 Reasons Why Your RC Car is better than ur Wife/Girlfriend

[Dan]

Found this in the June edition on Xtreme RC Cars mag.

1. You can touch any part on it and it wont complain.
2. You can leave, play with other cars and it doesnt care
3. You can have more than one at a time ;)
4. You can read a magazine about other RC cars and yours doesnt care
5. You can always bolt on new parts if you dont like the old ones
6. You can sell your RC car online and not go to jail
7. Your RC car will hand out with you in the garage all night while you drink beer and not care.
8. You can leave your car neglected or untouched for a year and it will still weigh the same when you want to play with it again
9. You can trade it in every year for a new model
10. Checking them all out on the track doesnt get you slapped.

[remotebandit]

Your RC car doesnt have your mobile number
Your RC car lets you go out at night without busting your balls
If your RC car is in a bad mood you can throw it back in the box and fix it when you have time

[BIG PETE]

you missed one mate

11. you can kick your rc car and not get locked up

[remotebandit]

If your not happy with the body you can get a new body for only $40

[NightWolf]

u can have lots of mini rc and it wont cost u $$$$$ every year to keep them healthy

[kimsbored]

1. You can lock it up in a shed and not have to worry about it escaping.
2. They don't mind being blasted with an aircompressor once you're done.
3. They've invented remote controls for cars.
4. Your rc car can usually outrun a chasing dog at the park.
5. If there's unnecessary noise, lube or loctite does the job.